.kukubirdie star.

No Tears When Lotuses Cry

2006-01-31T19:58:00.000+08:00

"Just tell me that im an idiot for finding the wrong remedy for your heart'

.pleasetakemetoyourhouse.

.thatwasrandom.

Hope people wouldnt read this blog anymore.wooooooooo. ahakz. hur hur. ngasstt. errrrrr.

Well...sorry for this late update dear lotuses. Guess it because of my stupid work schedule. No one wanted to work closing which is from 11pm till 3am..so,adi putra the hero hv to come to the rescue. Maybe tat make me soo tired to post a blog. maybe. But whatever it is,i hv no reasons to forget all of you..you guys and gals are my greatest version of bed and pillows. A place for me to hug..to comfort with. The time when i am soo far from u guys..that is when my heart and mind are soo close towards you lotuses..well spiritually.

.Friends.

toallmyfriends..iloveualldehhh

A month. A whole month which i didnt blog. A whole month of events. Good or bad..it all happen in a month. How about a year? What 'events' do we know going to happen to us this year? Happy? Sad? Lost? Found? High? Low? Love? Hatred?

God Willing

Take Care

.peace.

Please dance with me lotus

2005-12-23T19:50:00.000+08:00

"A home of a friend of mine,where i find ship inside a bottle...In all the places u should have been,im glad to know u are with me..in this ship..in that bottle..'

.countthedustbehindyourfridge.

.thatwasrandom.

Well Well Perigi Perigi... after reading that tag by panda,i tot something serius hd happened but gee..weird things happened instead when i visited panda's blog..this what happened..

This is a tale where theres five unfortunate or rather,weird event that happened around a boy named adi putra or what his friends called him..kukubirdie...

Once upon a time..there live a happy boy called kukubirdie. While he was sitting akwardly on the chair in his bloghome..he heard a scream "please go to my blog when you read this blog... IMPORTANT...". He was shocked. after 5 hrs,he then realised tat the scream sounds familiar and that it sounded like panda voice.

Without any hasitation,he ran towards panda bloghome. As kukubird stand in front of panda gate..theres a sign saying ' like me or hate me,i remain ME' and theres 2 doorbells. one saying 'ok' and the other one saying 'cancel'. He then press the 'ok' doorbell while closing one of his eyes... Then suddenly...BOOMMMM...

An explosion occurs and kukubird saw this mystical dark rings. Looking thru the dark rings he saw something big...something hugeeee..something wobblyy... Beneath the dark rings..there lies a GIant PANDAAAAA with a name tag which says 'Reen"....

Kukubird*running here and there* : Reennnnn Panda?? U've really become a panda??

Panda*dancing 2* : Yaaahhhh..my wish is granted by the fairy anna pooteh cuz ive posted five weird things bout me ..and now u hv being cursed to post 5 weird things bout yurselfs or if not..you gonna be a grasshopperrr..ho ho ho..

Kukubird : oh goshhh..i dunt want to become a grasshopper...geezz..must i really tell 5 weird things bout me?? oh no..eyuuuu *making that gayish pose*

Panda : Ho Ho Ho * bouncing on her butt*

Kukubird : oh well...ive no choice then...i gonna write it on a paper ok..

the paper reads...

1) i go gaa gaaa over cewek indo or spore gals who looks likes cewek indo..

2) i bath/shower with 3 rubber duckies.well in my home only uh..

3) i got a pink,blue,red,purple,black,white,orange and bleach converse shoes since im 15 years old...and i still have it till now..

4) my blog titles have lotuses in it..

5) i got weird natural hair..which i likeee

After reading it Panda wass soo happyyyy that she farts..

Kukubird : aiyahhh..so smelly lahhh..*closes his nose with his tongue*

Panda : oh sorry2...so now u have the power kukubird...the power to curse five more people of your choice..HO Ho HO *farts again*

Kukubird : No way..i would not curse anymore bloggers..i gonna save this world from curses.....haiyahhhhh *rub his bushy hair against panda nose*

Panda : ArgHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhh....

Well and so...5 more bloggers are being saved from being cursed but well,i dunt think this story gonna end here cuz if reen panda read this post..adi kukubirdie gonna have a hell-o by her..ahakz...

ive no idea what i hd being posting this days..but well..what the heck..ahakz..bye bye lah..till next time..

p.s: this story is registered trademark OK and to simi..sorry for keeping u waiting for another edition of my beautifool post..ngassttt

.peace.

Going To Lotus Land With Lolo

2005-12-16T20:15:00.000+08:00

'When all your strength is wearing thin,hanging on until the end..i can give you what you're looking for..'

.One-one i love my mum,Two-two i love my dad,Three-three i love my siblings..one-two-three love everybody.

.thatwasrandom.

my toes hurt..gone to the doctor yest and he says its inflamation whatever shit they calll it..damn..true enuff cuz today the wounds starts to shows. next time adi..go to work without socks on..haish..take care of every body parts ok my friends? even if it is only the toes...

lots of 'events' had happened seh and im kinda outdated abit cuz too busy goreng chicken. well,one more of m.o.l hd gone botak for NS..the guitarist,aRtnan that is,..now left me and panda. HALLO,when is my turn seh to go NS, kentut nyer cmpb..

met Rangga and friends last week and damn u guys for leaving me alone at bugis..ahahahhaha..haiyah..tot tat fiee tummy hd gone while serving for NS but right after eating at tong seng,his famous tummy shows up again...cuter compared with that dimple..klah2,aku jeles takde dimple..kentut uh.

yeah..got no idea tat frickem together2 with garnett..SEE,im outdated..got to noe it today seh.. eh kentut eh korang,ahakz. a sweet suprise seh..memang padan oi korang sama2..ahakz. time ite disturb2..now pewiitttt..eh,my english kinda sucks today..nevermind.

to simi,sorry for this late reply..didnt noe tat theres a comment on my post,well,i didnt expect any comments actually,thats why.,.ngasstt.. simi asked me why all my post..theres lotus on the title. very sure that the others are wondering bout it too but shy to ask adi ganteng kan kan kan..k lame. well..to answer tat question..lets ask kukubirdie friend,adi putra..

the phone rings..*enoo enoo enoo*

kukubirdie: Hello*987654321 times* ?

adi putra: yes? whos there?

kukubirdie: oi poloi oi oi oi ..adi putra the handsome guy..kukubird the macho guy here lah..how are you?

adi putra: ohhhhhhhhhhh..kukubird..im fine im fine..u eat already?

kukubirdie: nolah..i feel like eating at katong with the two lucky winners. cheap2 good2.

adi putra: yah hor..at katong the food very the nice..$2.99 only but the food..wahh,saliva dropping seh..nway who won eat katong with you?

kukubirdie:ohh....tat frickem mimi and panda ween ah..they very2 the lucky uh. eh hows your girlfriends?

adi putra: ohh..mariana renata now cooking for me half-boiled eggs but look like the eggs gonna explode any time now. dian sastrowarjoyo now practicing catwalk uh in her room for the ubat gigi cap gula-gula advertisement. and andriani marshanda now playing nintondo gamegirl like a 9 yr old kid..aiyah..heart pain uh..no sayang2..how bout u kukubird..no gf till now ah?

kukubirdie: dunt have lahh..who want me with bushy2 hair uh..but i dunno why bapok run after me..im sexy i think..izzit??

*bla bla bla..the conversation run from the real topic for 90mins plus 5mins extra time*

adi putra: eh so kukubird..why do u call me?

kukubirdie: err...ermmm...*scratch head*..urrrr

adi putra:????

kukubirdie: kau tahu?

adi putra: aku mana tahu..

kukubirdie: akuu ponn tak tahu..kay lah bye2

adi putra: bye lah ..kentut punya olang.

*the end*

well looks like we cant get the answers on why this blog titles have lotus in it..haish..this is a hard mystery to uncrack. simi...dont give up..try ur best to unlock the mystery of da kukus code.

yeah...2 days off..bye bye my darlings..ala ala ucuk nyer dia ,meh boboy..kita main game tendang2 buah..

p.s: bye bye again..hurrrrrr

.peace.

Excuse me lotus..can i eat you?..

2005-11-30T01:27:00.000+08:00

"Your face is light as cocain wine..We're desperate to say,but we always says later...With just a smile..a message just beating thru..'

.ibeingerasedfromthepicture.

tatisrandom

ahh..k..i dunno what to blog since i just get back from work..its 1am now..but felt like blogging..err..damn,confused now..dunno why uh..maybe the brain tot of doing something but the body wanna rest..ahh..kay..this doesnt make sense..well..pusinggg..pusing sekaliiii..

Hmm..actually i wanna watch a movie..Harry Potter maybe..i havent reach 21 yrs old yet..so cannot watch R(A)..DAMN..but nvrmind..anyone wanna join me? If not i go alone.. Buy 2 front seat tix. WHY? so u can lay down while watching the movie..woooo..

Yeahhh..tomolo pay day..come everyone..i treat u all makan2 at katong..cheap good2 also like Tong Seng.. Limited to first 2 taggers only..cuz im very cheapskate..ahahahahahha...

kay..now im blogging nonsense things..or is my blog already a nonsense..well..who cares anyway..weeeee.....bye bye lah..

.peace.

Burning Midnight Lotus Oil On A Chicken Head

2005-11-25T04:42:00.000+08:00

"Tonight i look at you and you smile,would this feeling last forever...would it die and fade away? This is the chance that u could say..that this is never-ending'

.willwemeetagain.

thatwasrandom

This could be never-ending..ahakz. No no..not bout the heart for now,gee..its bout waiting for the NS enlistment letter,sucks. Well..thats last time..now no more rotting @ home cuz im werking part-time now @ popeye chix & biscuits in terminal one. So now..lets...*JUMPS AROUND NAKED .whilecoveringmyehemmwithachickenhead.* Kay,sorry animal lover,just kidding,ngasstt.. Kay anyone wanna eat there?? tell me,i give many2 food for u to stuck in your throat then pump them into your stomach with gallonSSS of coke+sprite+grape+mytears. Well,that if my supervisor not around uh..no promises..ahahhahahahaha.

Well,just finish my night shift there today *5pm-3am*.So now im blogging around 4am+.. Ahakz..closing was fun till a sudden order of 7 chix sandwiches..damn..but well..i love frying..ahakz..i got the scars to show my loveeeee for frying stuffs *to the extend that i fried my nose.juxjoking.* Ahakz...does my closing quickly that i finished them @ 2am.. ahahahaha..so while waiting for 3am to come b4 'punching' my card, went to ask 4 the key to the pub*itclosesat12am*.. WHY?? cuz i wanna smoke ..ahahhahaa,so now..imagine,the whole pub and you smoking alone in it.wooo..HAPPINESS.. well..till my supervisor and my friend tag along for a smoke..ahakz,lepak2..

3.30am and went to take the company cab*itsfreeeee* and the driver must be a retired F1 racer i think..ahahahahahahahahaha..drive as if he's in monaco grand prix..bloody hell,reach woodlands in 20min..hw do u beat that..woo..

YEAH..later meeting the WYTEBOARDS..gotta go and sleep now..wanna dream bout my indo chick..who ah?? who ah?? bloody hell..pleasee any indo chix reading my blog now?? PM me kay..i love u dehhh..ngassttt..

p.s: Can anyone count how many ahakz or ahahahahaha are there in this post? damn..

blog again laterrr..maybe..shouldbe..wannabe..jerkies..teletubbies

lastly..

.peace.

Lotus Tom Yum

2005-10-27T23:54:00.000+08:00

"นที คงสุข ผู้สื่อข่าวกราวกีฬาไทยรัฐ รายงานถึงความเคลื่อนไหว ของ บรรดาขุนพลนักเตะ ทีมชาติไทย ชุดซีเกมส์ ที่เดินทางมาร่วม ฟาดแข้งศึกลูกหนัง 4 เส้า รายการ “อกรีแบงก์ คัพ 2005” จากเมือง'

เปิดฉากเกมครึ่งแรก ทีมชาติไทยเป็นฝ่ายเขี่ยก่อน เล่นไปได้ 2 นาที นักเตะแดนสยามก็เกือ บได้ประตู เมื่อดัสกร ทองเหลา จ่ายบอลให้สุเชาน์ นุชนุ่ม หลุดเข้าไปยิงจ่อๆทางด้านขวา แต่มัตซุย เคนยา ผู้รักษาประตูของญี่ปุ่นเซฟไว้ได้อย่าง หวุดหวิด จากนั้นนาทีที่ 4 ญี่ปุ่นก็เกือบได้ประตูบ้าง เมื่อโกสิน หทัยรัตนกุล นายทวารของไทยเคลียร์บอลไม่ขาด ลูกไปเข้าทางฟูจิอิ ทากาชิ แปบอลระยะ 30 หลา เกือบมุดลงใต้คานแบบมีเสียว แต่แล้วนาทีที่ 8 ทีมไทยก็ขึ้นนำได้สำเร็จ จากลูกยิงไกลระยะ 25 หลาอันสุดสวยของพิชิตพงษ์ เฉยฉิว จากนั้นนักเตะซามูไรก็เดินเครื่องบุกเต็มที่หวัง

Let me translate this for you all who dunt noe thai language...

ermm....

k..i hv no idea..ngast

.peace.

Dory Steak With Lotus Decoration

2005-10-23T11:30:00.000+08:00

"If you dont catch up to your past..it will catch up to you..'

.misguided.

.tatwasrandom.

mayb i wud summarize bout my past present..would copy the 'skeleton' from panda blogs cuz it seems interesting..and yeah,I can cuz panda never registered copyright it..wakakakakkaakka...sorry uh

TEN YEARS AGO:

nine/ten years old. those time when kids are soo innocent and fresh that they will learn anything that is being 'shown' to them. let it be good or bad. never that i tot mine wud be bad. mix with the wrong 'abang2'. shoplifting..burglar..extortion..parts of what i tot are fun excitement.'abang2' being caught. yes luckily,for i dunt want to imagine what it gonna be like if i be that way till sec sch or even nw..Allah Maha Mengetahui..say no more

FIVE YEARS AGO:

fourteen/fifteen years old. secondary school life. being caught forging my parents signatures for all of my sec one test papers. know more bout bgr and sexual fantasies when in sec two cuz my form teacher is a damn pervert. sec 3..handsome macho days..ngast..those times when girls wud ask for yur no. and lower sec girls want to angkat u as abg angkat..ahakz...funny,now im the one asking girls no. ahakz..sec 4..zaman rocker,nerdy and play games b4 your O levels and thats when girls run away from u..cuz ur nerdy..but now more girls fancy the nerdys..wth..

ONE YEAR AGO:

eighteen years old. ite life.. fun. outdoor adventures mysterious encounters..student councils political fights..wahh..best.. never in my life i felt the excitement of going to school everyday. awesome school projects to be done..movie making that is..and the time when i really2 had a good funny exciting psyco panda kau nyer mucus dan sekeluarga band called M.O.L ..try figure tat out..ngast. ..the first time i really2 heart someone..cewek indo lagi tuh.. So any of you hv a gal friend who hv long black ikal mayang hair like dian sastro..pls intro to me k..better still cewek2 indo..ohhh dian sastro...ohh mariana renata..i love you deh..ngasttt.

YESTERDAY:

nineteen years old. a lame guy with natural hair style tat when someone saw he/she wud say.."eh adi..brapa ko buat rambut kau' . i repeat..my hair is a force of body nature.errr... and yeah..no saloon shit..and adi putra is a kukubird who want cewek indo or lookalike..ngasttt

FIVE SNACKS I ENJOY:

kerupuk udang

want-want milk drink

chocos

o.c.k squid headsss

sweetcorn ice cream

5 SONGS I NOE ALL THE WORDS TO:

belaian jiwa - innuendo

most of so7 songs

most of nasyid songs

alaa..most of indonesia songs uh

5 THINGS I'll DO WITH A MILLION DOLLARS:

build a mosque...and help as many people i could..yeah..seriously..bekal buat akhirat..haish..tats it..

5 PLACES I WOULD RUN AWAY TO:

I dunt want to run away from home..pity my mum..

5 THINGS I WOULD NEVER WEAR:

i would never wear womens clothings...ahakz..and guys fashion which is like girls fashion..k done

okiethisistheendofpartone

ineedtogetreadytogoout

ittookememorethanthirtyminutestodothis

bye

.peace.

How To Make A Pau Out Of A Lotus

2005-10-17T12:35:00.000+08:00

"You'll be a wolf devoured by a lion cause you look like a lamb but baptized in fire.."

Miss Me?

awww..i noe u miss me

.tatwasrandom.

Panda,answering to your question bout why the post bout you r called 'Pau Lotus'..Well..i dunno..ahahahahhahahahahhhah..Lotus Paste r yum yum..Pau Lotus? even yum yum yum..agaga

Wee~ for the Muslim,hows your fasting month going? Great heh ( Yang suka puasa yok-yok..aiyoo..Tuhan nampak tauu )

Any of you hv gone to Geylang yet? Gee~ i have'nt yet..Well,already hv my baju lebaran but then, i want dengdeng & ramly burger and ayam percik. So must go must go must go.. Izznt it weird,eventhough most of us HATE crowded places( put me in this category) but we still go to geylang during Ramadhan..

The word Geylang or should i say the place must have been glued into our heart since we were young. Still remember when your parents bring u to Tanjong Katong & joo Chiat complex when we were still kids?? I still remember buying this shoe ..as u step theres light 'blink blink',ahakz..i hope u understand what shoe am i talking about.

Not only the malays like to go there during Ramadhan..even my friends of other races love to go there..Krishna,Jaga,Jeef,Bernard & even my eurasian friend,Marcus aka the german dog..ahakz. For your info..they like the dengdeng and bernard & marcus personal favourite,The Ramly Burger..ahakz..see how food can bring people of diff races together? And yeah,Marcus can sing for you the song Sephia by Sheila on 7..he noe malay already ah..ahakz.

Thinking about Geylang,i wonder how we gonna react when Geylang have a 'make-over' project starting next year. So no more bazaar geylang guys next year onwards.. Personally,I gonna feel akward..Well..maybe it gonna be bazaaar Woodlands next year,ahakz.

Aww..gonna miss that "Lelong Lelong..Baju Kurung 3 for $2..Buy 1 get 1"..ahakz..so creative but i dunt think theres baju kurung 3 for $2..ahakz. Well,hope that after Geylang hd her 'make-over',she wont lose that traditional touch.

iwanttogotogeylang..anyone?

wanna see the m&ms(mats & minahs) too..

eh iwonder where they going to lepak next year?

changi maybe

m&ms,melt in your mouth not in your hand..bite them..garrrr

.peace.

Steam Lotus

2005-10-06T20:59:00.000+08:00

And Yeah...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BAZILAH!!!

.peace.

Pau Lotus

2005-10-06T20:30:00.000+08:00

"SALAM RAMADHAN '

Firstly,Happy Ramadhan To All My Muslim Friends!

Nway,Sorry for my late posts..pardon this old com of mine. Really need to upgrade it when i've $..

HAPPY BIRTHDAY REEN PANDA!

Well,its yest actually but we make a suprise for her on the 4th..ahakz! Planned to punk'd her but it didnt turn out the way we expected!! The 'actress',Baizurah, kinda confused ( thanks to kuder for the wrong info !!!) and does some mistake..instead of 'scolding' reen,she says.."ohh its ok..its ok..! Ahakz..its soo funny nontherless (pardon my spelling ok!). Thank You soo much Baizurah for yur time! ANd yeah! not to forget,thanks to all for yur help...Tengku Mushadad for being the 'driver' & 'source' for Bai( bai live in jurong nway!)..Khai Kuder as he have to rush straight from his tekong camp to buy the Swensen cake only to noe that they dunt provide the knife!!..Nizam for being the advisor..Shah for being the spy!..Adnan as the idea maker!

Went To Lau Pa Sat after that but i dunt prefer it nway..Tong Seng still the best!!! Cheap cheap Good good Fast fast!

Might be posting some pictures laters..

till then i update again later

.peace.

Primary Lotus

2005-09-30T15:23:00.000+08:00

"Dikepit kerinduanku,memandang hampa,pada dunia.....Ku hanya orang biasa..Tak lepas dari,rasa kecewa'

Went to the Mosque for the usual friday prayer. As i sit and listen to the 'khutbah'..part of it caught my attention. It goes something like this...' If we can be soo busy to be 100% prepared for Hari Raya..why can't we be busy to be 100% prepared for the fasting month too?' For the Muslims..ahakz..it is true izznt it! We busy bake the cookies,buy new clothes,decorate the house etc but we tend to forget to increase our 'amal & ibadah' during Ramadhan.

Nway,met Uddyn & Nirwan after the friday prayer and we went to yishun central for some Cold Cheng Teng! Woo~ it been awhile sunce i went to yishun since i graduate from Nortland Secondary 3 years back!!

And back to that Cheng Teng..Its yummyy!!! Ahakz..but $1.20 is expensive! At CHONG PANG only 50cents! Cheap cheap Good good..ahakz! (Im Promoting here!)

Heard that Starhub Green Prepaid hs free incoming from Mus steroid. But then, not planning to activate mine yet cuz it hs daily deduction of 50cents+ and since i seldom receive a call,what for. Wait till i have a gf lol,then i wud activate it so that we can talk all day longgg..err,im really bad on the phone anyway,so i still take it into consideration.

Im rotting at home..lets play battlefield...anyone..?

p.s: oh when the heck wud i get my ns letter damn it!!!!!

.peace.

Secondary Lotus

2005-09-28T08:48:00.000+08:00

"Angan yg membelut mimpi dulu melukis nyanyian hati...Aku hanya orang yang kalah,satukan hati..yang terbelah..'

Question!

Why is there sometimes a link to 'South Africa' on my tagboard?

So guys,dunt be shy to click on that link and learn more bout South Africa kayz..

They have nice and strong lions there..ahakz!

Talking about lions,i've just went to ogrish.com a few days ago. What's ogrish.com?? One clue.."GORE"..If that still cant get your brain thinking...just keep your eyes rolling,fingers clicking,mouth biting,lutut loggar-ing HERE .

Well back about tat lion stuff,i watch this video of 2+ lions attacking a man...he was eaten of course. Sick..gaga..wont give anymore details.

1st thing on my mind when watching it..WHY THE HECK MUST THAT MAN GET OUT FROM HIS VEHICLE TO TAKE THAT DAMN PICTURES OF THE LIONS!!!

2nd-ly, WTF are those other people doing just being in their vehicle shouting as if their 'roars' gonna scare the hell out of the lions.DRIVE straight to that lions..Stupid. Well,maybe they're too panic..

Last-ly,the cameraman..so sad uh. A man being lion-slaughter,and he still sit in his vehicle 'capturing' the kodak moments.

Well,if you guys want..i post the video..but i wont be responsible for anything..

Anyway,enjoy the song that i've uploaded. Nice meanings in the lyrics.

'Hikmah' by Netta Kd.

.Peace.

Lotus Blooms Twice

2005-09-27T14:50:00.000+08:00

Errmm... Rock Lee

Whats my Point?

He has fuzzy eyebrows n cool hair err.